#(bc taskmaster)

[lazylittledragon]

bg3 x taskmaster filed under 'things that are funny to me and nobody else'

[silverview]

https://x.com/tommchenry/status/1428891618770407428/

[inkskinned]

i don't know how i'm going to pay my rent this month. people like to offer me chipper little hints - no coffee! how about less eggs? - while i survive off 20 dollars a week. as if saving 20 dollars will somehow manifest the 2000 i need. little bits of yourself and your life get cut up this way; redistributed into financial offerings.

poverty just feels like - the spill happened. why are we quibbling about the best way to keep water inside a glass when the glass is already empty. no amount of scraping at the floor will peel up what i have lost. it's just - gone.

[personinthepalace]

Alex 100% took inspiration from Lucy

[carltonlassie]

????

[102ki]

[starringvincentprice]

my ass is NOT surviving all five nights at the taskmaster house 💀

[queerolddad]

Greg-ified classic paintings vol. 3:

“Taskmaster Smooching His Assistant”

[sombradusk]

i love him a lot can't you tell

[dreamgazeshoepop]

Could you even IMAGINE what Jason would have done, if he had to eat yogurt with the least dignity like Mat did??

I wish he’d written least in that box SO badly

[littlealexhorne]

[oury-boros]

[ID: three edited screencaps of taskmaster. In the first, a portrait of Bill Cipher takes Greg's usual place and the caption reads "[UPROARIOUS APPLAUSE]". In the second picture, Bill sits in the big throne, his arms up, as he says, "WELCOME TO TASKMASTER, WHERE I MAKE HUMANS DO DUMB THINGS AND THEN RIDICULE THEM FOR THEIR TROUBLE!" In the final image, Bill turns and points to Ford Pines, who is in the smaller throne and screaming, bright blue collar around his neck with a chain going up towards the cieling. Bill says, "AND NEXT TO ME, HEY! IT'S LITTLE TWELVETOES!" as Ford screams "AGH," until the Hs trail off screen. End ID]

Weirdmageddon bad ending/the other half of this

[a-timely-problem]

Overheard at the BAU

The team: doing challenges during game night

Penelope: "For this task, you have to get this vase to the table without using your hands."

The rest of the team: "Alrighty!"

Spencer: "...like... not at all? Am I supposed to use my feet? Can I touch this with gloves and it doesn't count? Am I supposed to pick up other tools with my hands or would that disqualify me?"

The others: ...

Spencer: "I'm autistic, you should have seen this coming."

[thinkanamelater]

Based on many tags on my "send Brennan to do Taskmaster" post, (and because i love polls)

(I picked the ones that were mentioned in tags and the ones I thought i'd like to see, but there are so many I couldn't include!)

[elliseleven]

Mike Wozniak fans, this is for you

[carltonlassie]

onion rings?